When I was fifteen, I fell off a stool in a Biology lesson and smashed my head first on the corner of the bench and then the lab floor. I spent the night on a hospital ward watching TV with a very elderly man and a lad in his early twenties who was in all kinds of traction. The main event that night was England winning 3-0 in their group match against Poland in the Mexico World Cup. But there was also Top of the Pops to watch. Number 1 that night was Doctor and the Medics sin